Oh God, hear our plea! Grant us the ability to summon pizza out of thin air, with toppings of our choosing. Bestow upon us the power to understand the language of animals, that we may have enlightening conversations with our furry companions. May we find portals to mythical realms and explore fantastical lands. And finally, bless us with the gift of time travel, so we can witness historical events firsthand. Amen! ?